Omnipotence

I fell asleep last night, and didn't wake up until 9pm, missing all my lectures. I have no idea how it happened. All I know is that now I have achieved pure enlightenment, and can clap one hand. If a tree falls in the forest with no-one around to hear it, it recites the entire first chapter of Jurassic Park in Mandarin - but you'll just have to take my word for it on that.

In other news, I've just found out that when I register my copy of Tony Hawk's American Sk8Land on DS, Nintendo will send me a free punnet of plums. I'm not sure why, exactly, but I can tell you this right now. I love motherfucking plums.