Nathan DeGraaf Is A Funny Man

This guy writes for Points in Case, and, well:

Me: So you’ve been a stripper for three years, and through all that time, you never got one disease, did one line of cocaine or failed one class?
Lynn: That’s right.
Me: No it isn’t. It’s wrong on so many levels.
Lynn: Why?
Me: I‘ve known a lot of strippers and most of them are walking clichés that personify stupidity, addictive personalities and shoddy upbringings.
Lynn: My dad’s an Air Force Colonel.
Me: Okay, now you’re just making shit up.


Dave: Where the hell is the football schedule?
Me: Just calm down, man. It’s on page 6.
Dave: You’re on page 6.
Me: What?



I love how Dave's response is what I do all the time. Yeah.