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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

some annoying literacy points.

I suppose I should make this Common Literary Errors That Annoy Me, Vol. 2 but I can't be arsed. Basically I ask you to look at what's wrong with the next two sentences, both lifted from 'Body Shock: Orgasmatron' last night.

"In my first marriage I was completely celibate."
"I can't have an orgasm, which means I can't enjoy sex - I'll just have to live the rest of my life asexually."

Answers on Friday. First person to tell me correct answers to both gets a free hug.

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