goths.
"You wear white face-paint and tongue-studs. You listen to Slipknot. You get a hard-on from watching the Addam's Family. You wonder why your Dad hits you? It's because you're a shitty goth!"
"A shit was done into a traffic cone and thrown off the top of a car park, splattering onto a vicar, a blind man, a single mum and the old man off the Werther's Originals advert. Kerbie threw up at the smell... again. We jumped in the car and headed home to watch Jump Britain." ~ Curry Club
Went into Manchest-aw today to go to an ICT trip, and got accused of skiving. Skiving! Me! I ask you.
It was boring, but I got to go shopping bought a pair of trainers from TK Maxx. You should've seen it, it was hilarious. I had about six or seven pair of shoes lined up and I was trying each one on in turn and leaping a few metres to test how good they were for parkour. By far the weirdest were an electric blue pair of Pumas - they had bobbles on the sole that tickled me.
The odd thing was that none of the staff seemed too bothered, the customers didn't give me a second look, and when one pair had such shoddy grip that I lost my balance no-one laughed. I guess this IS the northern parkour capital of the UK... *cough*
there were a couple of other traceurs wandering around while I was, but they didn't come up and say hi. I felt unloved.
"A shit was done into a traffic cone and thrown off the top of a car park, splattering onto a vicar, a blind man, a single mum and the old man off the Werther's Originals advert. Kerbie threw up at the smell... again. We jumped in the car and headed home to watch Jump Britain." ~ Curry Club
Went into Manchest-aw today to go to an ICT trip, and got accused of skiving. Skiving! Me! I ask you.
It was boring, but I got to go shopping bought a pair of trainers from TK Maxx. You should've seen it, it was hilarious. I had about six or seven pair of shoes lined up and I was trying each one on in turn and leaping a few metres to test how good they were for parkour. By far the weirdest were an electric blue pair of Pumas - they had bobbles on the sole that tickled me.
The odd thing was that none of the staff seemed too bothered, the customers didn't give me a second look, and when one pair had such shoddy grip that I lost my balance no-one laughed. I guess this IS the northern parkour capital of the UK... *cough*
there were a couple of other traceurs wandering around while I was, but they didn't come up and say hi. I felt unloved.

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