Stupid Pointless Jokes I Know: Vol. 1

A man is walking down the street and he passes a guy going the other way who has an orange for a head. He thinks to himself that if he doesn't ask why this guy has an orange for a head it will annoy him forever, so he chases after this guy and says,
"Excuse me for asking, but why have you got an orange for a head?"

"Well," the gentleman replies, "it's a really funny story actually. One day I was walking through town, minding my own business, and this genie pops up out of nowhere. He says I can have three wishes. So I thought about it for a while, and for my first wish I asked for £100 million.
The genie then clicked his fingers, told me to go and check my bank account, and disappeared. So I went and checked it - and lo and behold, there it was. Just over £100 million in my account.
The genie pops up again and asks me what my second wish is. Not being a very big hit with the ladies I decided to ask for ten women on call at any hour of the day to fulfil my every sexual need. "Done," says the genie, and disappears into thin air.
When I got home I was greeted by ten beautiful women who immidiately ripped my clothes off and begin to pleasure me in ways I never imagined.
Later on that day the genie pops up once again and says,
"Right, only one more wish left, what will it be?"
Realising this is my last wish, I thought long and hard and after twenty minutes of long, hard meditation I asked;

"Can I have an orange for a head?"



I have a lot of these. Look for the 'Random Meaningless Title: Vol. n in a bookstore near you soon.