oh, the weather outside is frightful.

it snowed this morning. and yes, i know this post is only a few seconds after the other, but i felt it needed its own entry.

apparently the weather's been dodgy everywhere else. not least that we don't expect snow here - we only get this horrible brown sludgey shit - but there's actually been snow in hawaii. HAWAII!

i'm sure this is a portent of dread, or something. swarms of bees in houses, that kind of thing. i hope i get my ordainment through soon, otherwise there could be a time where i'm called upon to perform an exorcism, and i won't be able to because i'm not an official member of the clergy.

think about it - a bloody noah's ark situation in thailand, the world jerking off its axis and the seasons going wild. the end is nigh.

by nigh, by the way, i mean 'coming'. just not particularly soon.


oh - i got the pack for the english language mock today. it's about backpacking. there's a section in it about thailand:

'Take care when swimming off the coast of Phuket as strong riptides make swimming dangerous.'

oh, the ironing.