an unusual neologism.

i have no idea when this word first sprung up. what i do know, however, is that it applies in every day life. everyone, no matter who, where or what you are, knows someone who suffers from being snuber.

yes, snuber. it's the condition of really needing a cigarette in a public situation where it is absolutely forbidden, and then FORCING ANOTHER MEMBER OF YOUR PEER GROUP TO FOLLOW YOU OUTSIDE WHILE YOU BREATHE CANCER INTO THEIR FACE.

and for some reason, i'm always the snubee - the victim of the line 'come out with me for a fag'. everyone else says no, but for some reason the situation is 'oh, will'll go out with you'.

how am i supposed to say no to that? so i'm forced to be standing outside on the overflow car park in the freezing cold, get my feet wet twice, and bring my asthma back again - because i'm such a nice goddamned guy.

stupid semantics.