My Sentiments Exactly
So 1up.com did a list of the Ten Most WTF Moments of 2005. Quite aside from Jack Thompson, who entered at roughly six, I think, these were the top two:
2 Shadow the Hedgehog
Once upon a time all you needed to do to have "attitude" was smirk and wag your finger at someone. These days you apparently have to shoot them in the goddamn face. You know, if Sonic games aren't appealing to older players maybe a better solution would be to drop the swelling cast of furry idiots and make, you know, a Sonic game.
1 'Tard Pack
$299.99 for an Xbox 360 with no wireless controllers, no hard drive, no backwards compatability, and naturally, no downloadable content. So you save a hundred bucks. Except you'll need to spend forty of that on a memory unit, anyway. But hey, you can still afford one more 360 game. The only announcement more WTF worthy will be if someone knowingly buys it.
I think I'll start reading 1up more often.
2 Shadow the Hedgehog
Once upon a time all you needed to do to have "attitude" was smirk and wag your finger at someone. These days you apparently have to shoot them in the goddamn face. You know, if Sonic games aren't appealing to older players maybe a better solution would be to drop the swelling cast of furry idiots and make, you know, a Sonic game.
1 'Tard Pack
$299.99 for an Xbox 360 with no wireless controllers, no hard drive, no backwards compatability, and naturally, no downloadable content. So you save a hundred bucks. Except you'll need to spend forty of that on a memory unit, anyway. But hey, you can still afford one more 360 game. The only announcement more WTF worthy will be if someone knowingly buys it.
I think I'll start reading 1up more often.

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