and his dog.

"Just one question, why does every rock band have to have someone a member who is bald and has goatee, someone who is heavily tattooed and someone who is just so overtly hairy that the DNA tests must surely prove that he was born a Gorilla. It would be nice to have a band which included none of the above. Now that would be a rock group and a half. Their input might be a bit lacking but Jesus Christ they would rock almighty." ~Ben

...wow. Just imagine, all I need to do is shave my head and get that tattoo and I'm a one-man band!


...oh, and be able to play an instrument.